Keywords that will tell you if you know me or not: Penn State undergrad 1990-1994, University of Chicago grad school 1997-2002, Linux Problem Solver, Book of VMware, Linux Kernel-HOWTO.

Amusingly, my site has been called old-school. Therefore I decided that it would be fashionable to morph into new-school. But now that I'm out of school and there isn't any more school that's reasonable to endure, I'd like to think that this is all too cool for school.